Winter is nigh - Run to you homes.

13 Reasons why snow is awful:

1. It's cold.
2. It's wet.
3. No one likes to be cold or wet, let alone both together.
4. It's slippery.
5. It either turns to slush or ice. Slush is manky, grey and slippy. Ice is out to kill you.
6. You look like a giant noob when you fall over. Especially when you're on your way to school and people see.
7. It's cold.
8. There is always some little shit that thinks it's hilarious to throw a snowball in your direction. Of course it hits you in the face. And contains a stone.
9. Astrophe gets lost easy because he blends into the snow.
10. If you make a snowman, you're happy because you're impressed with your masterpiece. Then it melts. 
11. You can't go anywhere because the car has frozen, the train tracks are too snowy, the buses aren't running, and you're sure as hell not gonna walk in the cold.
12. You ruin any pair of shoes unless they're wellies.
13. Did I mention it's cold?

. . . I do think, however, that snow is very pretty when it falls and when everything is a big white sheet. Until someone steps in it. Then the whole thing is ruined.