13 Reasons why snow is awful:
. . . I do think, however, that snow is very pretty when it falls and when everything is a big white sheet. Until someone steps in it. Then the whole thing is ruined.
- It's cold.
- It's wet.
- No one likes to be cold or wet, let alone both together.
- It's slippery.
- It either turns to slush or ice. Slush is manky, grey and slippy. Ice is out to kill you.
- You look like a giant noob when you fall over. Especially when you're on your way to school and people see.
- It's cold.
- There is always some little shit that thinks it's hilarious to throw a snowball in your direction. Of course it hits you in the face. And contains a stone.
- Astrophe gets lost easy because he blends into the snow.
- If you make a snowman, you're happy because you're impressed with your masterpiece. Then it melts.
- You can't go anywhere because the car has frozen, the train tracks are too snowy, the buses aren't running, and you're sure as hell not gonna walk in the cold.
- You ruin any pair of shoes unless they're wellies.
- Did I mention it's cold?
. . . I do think, however, that snow is very pretty when it falls and when everything is a big white sheet. Until someone steps in it. Then the whole thing is ruined.